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by Joe B. 2nd Thoughts On Perfect Jobs Most of my life I’ve had the dream of the perfect job where I didn’t have to do much,have time to be creative so I could read, write,while getting a paycheck every week or two. It hasn’t worked out that way at all from Construction,Custodial, Lab/Librarian’s aid, Security Guard,Cooks Helper in the Oakland Unified School System, selling solar heat equipment,to Warehouseman, H.H.A./C.N.A Home Health Aide/Certified Nurses Aide,Dietary Aide That was before becoming a houseless, jobless,non entity living in the streets or in shelters. Thank fate for room and board from another guy named Joe and his kind wife their shelter was my sanctuary in L.A. and after then The Salvation Army or Sally’s. At that same time some sick, twisted, individual or group were having their fun slashing homeless folk sleeping in near by ally ways I can still hear screams of help. Anytime,anywhere,it could have been my turn as the next unsuspecting victim under a knife! Everyone assumed it to be a man doing few thought of it as a woman and yet females equal in their anger,rage,and disgust easily could’ve done it too especially if they are pretty lure a poor guy away tempting him with more than food and when he’s sleeping sounding- quick,hard,stabs, slashing,and inaudible gurgling as the victim chokes and drowns in his own blood draining our of him. I don’t know if this sicko was ever found? ‘Um, photography, painting,silk screening, writing stories,columns, and using computers and working with the internet followed yet house-sitting seem the perfect job,or writing columns a few times a week. What really got me thinking was the lucky stiffs and I mean lucky for those guys working in the porn film industry. I know about the late John Homes,Long Dong Silver,Savannah,Linda Lovelace and many more unknown to me. After learning about dead porn stars dying by accidental drug overdoses, misadventures,murder,and suicides made me reevaluate the skin flick business. Even though I have endurance along with RE [retarded ejaculation] my body and lazy eye would keep a few women from enjoying their scenes even though I’d be up for it knowing that made it less appealing. I’ll learn the physical and therapeutic art of massage so if the housesit doesn’t work out I’ll have a real hands on job and though I have small hands and have been told they are pleasing and comfortable women’s skin. My rear was another problem or so I thought until I realized it’s a genetic gift of genes hand down by ancestors,and forefathers to me – who am I to disparage something nature gave me I like ‘em on women they might like it on me besides that having a firm,round ass to be gripped,touched, fondled,poked,is find as long as nails are cut short;a reddened scratched bleeding back in one thing but bloody bottom cheeks I can do without. So the porn biz as on camera stud star is out maybe behind it,writing scripts,or distribution is what works from me. People,situations,life, all of it changes and so do dreams of the moment when one cannot be realized others take their place. May be some of my online buds in/out of that it know how it all works but I’d sure like to know if I had what it takes to be in a film or two immortalized on video or dvd formats. "Joe, your lucky you weren’t killed way back when the Slasher was out and about cutting faces, throats, and bellies. A wise woman said to me once. Thinking back angels, friends,and strangers have watched over me. Also all those women, guys,floating around in cyber space chat rooms, again thanks for all your support,friendship while in those myriad voiced-rooms. Sometimes I went far trying to tare thru the thin online user/screen names membrane for a real date in real space with a fully fleshed out female and I apologize for putting everyone through that (onliners in chat rooms know of what I speak. For those celebrating Thanks Giving,Christmas, Kwanza,and New Years may the coming month and after be blessed,safe,and rewarding for you all and for those whom this is but an ordinary day may your days to be long and full of good tidings and the best of great times. I’ve got to go, get ready for KPFA’s Radio show PNN- P oorN ews Network, Dance or drop-in at Pier 23 but be in bed early dang it, see Alcatraz early on Thanks Giving for prayer celebration,then zip over on Bart to visit mama with at her new place for a Turkey and fixin’s dinner. I still want to housesit now to see about being bonded. Well,by folks save, wicked days,and nights to all. Email: askjoe@poormagazine.org |