OH Nooo, Fan's?

by Joseph Bolden

OH,Noooo,Fandom?

For Six or more I’ve written my Ask/Tell Joe Columns in the humble knowledge that even though supposedly online that no one’s really reading.

I think the same on radio in the Castro District and Noe Valley.

Haven’t been on air for awhile and have forgotten call letters, numbers I’m bad remembering names, dates, address, and areas on maps.

So,in Poor Magazine’s early days I got lost a lot lucky the women interns didn’t mind my gross sense of direction especially when

I’d say "I know where we are I’ve been lost here before."

Now Alexander Book Co. on 50 Second Street good luck to me finding a place I’ve never been to before.

I’ve been known to get lost at places that I have visited before how Darwin Award Winning is that!

What will I read, say, something short and to the point then listen to others while I eat.

As for pornographic work I only did stuff on my experience in dance bars, strip joints or and if I expressed an impossible dream of being in a porn film or a few.

That doesn’t hurt anyone but me or the female actress under me or I’m under.

As most dreams go its something I can at least accomplish because one has to have either a great face or banging body.

I don’t have either but endurance for the act itself while ignoring camera and people around me seems doable.

Some of those guys on film look awfulall I need is an eye patch and few months as a gym rat and concentrated bodywork.

It may never happen so what it’s a worthwhile goal and being writer could also help me write scripts, direct, produce, or have a distribution/marketing company and don’t forget the many friends (mostly women) especially director/ producer, actress-writer ones.

So what to say to my readers.

First my apologies to you all for my atrocious written works of bad syntax, spellings, and sentence structure but hope you understood a few of the applied science delved into.

Why should the very rich have extended lives when all our lives are equally if not as important.

Once in a while there are neuron misfires in my brain and it turns to life, sex, the eternal not necessarily in that order.

My dislike of technology isn’t fear its seeing it bundle up remember the clock/radio? Well, that’s what going on now.

Texting in cell phones, pics on pc’s is not person is virtual and virtual isn’t real.

It's why I love sex skin to skin not screen to screen one is undeniably real while the other always pails in comparison.

No porn alone, have fems and men and share it.

Send mail to deeandtiny@poormagazine.org and or to

jsph_bldn@yahoo.com for feed back (I might get some this time).