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by Lester the Cat And Dee
Well, well, well, imagine me, Lester the cat,
writing about pigeons- whatever I know about pigeons could go in a cook book, along with all of the other tasty things that I’ve eaten.
Hands tells me secretly, Why don’t we invite those
pigeons over for dinner sometime soon?
Good idea, I tell him.
The reason I’m writing about pigeons is that this
guy named Joe sent me something that he wrote about
pigeons taking over the world (not with us cats
around, someone should tell him). This Joe wrote to
me and Hands:
Pigeons and cats mostly run Planet Earth!
Human’s destructive capacities are their own traits.
Let the humans believe that they’re in control,
stumble on to discoveries that we drop in their minds.
Their hidden control continues: These are
Birdview, Pigeon mind(s). Are You Sure That What
You Think Is You Or Are They P-Minds?
And he also sent us some photos- I’m including a
few. Don’t notice if they’re a little spotty: me and Hands had a little trouble with our spit the day that
we looked at them. We had a drooling problem
for some reason.
As soon as I finish this column, which is now, I
think I’ll send this guy Joe a Hands-written
invitation to dinner with me and Hands- for him
and for his pigeons. We’ll talk Joe (humor him)
into going out and taking many more rolls of film of
many more pigeons, lots and lots of pigeons. We’ll
give him categories: most beautiful pigeon, most
happiest pigeon, and so on- whatever takes him the
longest.
Meanwhile me and Hands will amuse ourselves,
discussing with the pigeons this plan for taking over
the world, and how Pigeons and cats mostly run
Planet Earth, and the Delicious Dinner we will
make OF, for, I mean, the pigeons that this Joe guy
leaves with us.
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