As the title says its a zero Don't read, do zip.
column so relax.
Simple as me, its author.
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by Joe B. I have wondered, how did a successful stand-up comic with equal success with a sitcom show 'about nothing? Nothing unsual about that except he actually pitched it to prospective tv execs who bought the concept, it was even in one of the episodes. I also wonder how "nothing" has saved many lives just think of 9-11-01 and people who survived because at the time they were out of work, on vacation, or decided that particular day to do nothing. Think about the adverse affect to if medical, law, or armed forces to a man said "We're doing absolutely nothing for the next year or more." There would be uproar and hoopla and loose talk of mass dishonorable discharges or court-martials. The ultimate nothing is Quantum Mechanics or theory where at atomic and subatomic levels strange stuff happens like nutrino's race through earth and our bodies making the speed light look old and slow. Molecules in both places simultaneouly and we as observers with our thoughts are changing reality on a quantum level changing it in ways we don't understand yet. I usually stop thinking now because the nerves impulses making up graymatter in my brain begins throbbing causing brain freeze. That's why there are $10, 20, 50, to 100,000 bonds - starting at $300 to 500 dollars would be a start until former customers can vouch for my sterling trustworthy self. Its over, this experiment in zero, abyss, nothingness, empty, Please donate what can to Joe at 255 9th St. CA 94102 |