Baker Beach Time Lost, Trying To Be A Nudist With No Naked Folk Around, No Way.

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Just trying something
different.

Some people surf waves and
snow, parashute out of planes...

I want to find nude beach or
other places that are clothes optional.

by Joe B.

I decided checking out San Francisco’s Nearest Close Optional or Baker’s Nudist Beach area.

I packed extra clothes, nose clips, ears plugs, rocks used to weigh down a sheet and sleeping bag to ward off both heat and cold and, a towel and kit bag with wet towel in plastic.

4:23 am my new alarm clock rung me groggy but awake.

When telling the 38 Geary bus driver where I’m going she informs other bus drivers.

"Get off at 25th Avenue, cross the street and wait for the 29 bus-it’ll take you to Baker Beach."
"Thank You."

I was a long ride up the avenue, I don’t think I was ever out that far and still be in-city.

While riding I had the shock of "Where are all the houses, apartments, motels, hotels?

I was more green and browns than cement and wood setting I am used to its very calming riding into nature’s arms by way of a bus.

Getting off walking, reading the signs for being careful of swimming because riptides have drowned people here.

I see solitary people both sexes all wearing clothes either fishing or walking along the shoreline with sandpipers, seagulls, and pigeons flying on and off small ways of the water.

From up the shoreline then down where homes over look the beach then I had the bright idea of walking across from Baker to China Beach time the tides.

It sound great until the sea double crossed me just as I was nearly over the last leg of the journey a huge wave is heading my way.

Remembering riptide deaths I searched for hand and finger holds grabbing on hard as that huge wage came upon me.

It seemed larger but only reached my ankles but still it hit with enough force that if I wasn’t holding tight I’d be in the water forced out to see along with my old army back duffle-bag.

My watch that my mother had bought me two or three years ago is gone! It must’ve been taken by the waves and either dumped in the sea buried in the sand.

I went back to look but found nothing.

That settles it this trip is over maybe for me the best place is at close optional resorts, camps, residential area, or apartments then try for the beach.

The $4 dollar shoes are ruined, my watch is gone, no nude people in sight and I didn’t get to really experience any of the lightly humorous, to gross aspects of being nude or seeing nude folks in all our birthday suits.

Can anyone out there tell me where apartments, residential area’s, camps, or other place to go.

I’d read some of my poetry for the price of admission and I would hold my works up to my face and if there is rising during the course well erections happen so maybe it should be for young and mature adults.

In fact I know it would happen because of the situation I’m placed in.

I have to leave to work on something else now.

I may try this nude adventure again but next time I hope its with a friend or two mainly female’s with experience in nudism who can guide this hapless male through the world of the unclothed.

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