E-dating may yet work out I just hope fem's don't see it
for me, its just not clicking yet.
as another come on joke, which they might.
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by Joe B. Ok, folks not ‘yakin on this so called "Easy As Pie" war complete with rescued P. O.W.’s, Heroic Iraq soldiers and citizens treatment of said prisoners, collateral damage, bombed out buildings, dead families, children, and friendly fire. Whew, got through that bit of painful reality. As our esteemed (leaders?) say do your normal everyday mundane tasks showing the world and that we are still free. I’m doing so by not talking about the war. While I still can write about other mundane things. My email is finally fixed so lots more are getting through. Some is junk mail though I wouldn’t call making money or some give-a-ways junk I do need money. Most important is some of the readers can finally send me their mash notes, hate mail, or questions (nothing on science or money) anymore many folks out their know way more than I ever will. I’m on a few e-dating sites giving so many user and, handles, or passwords I’ve confused myself utterly. This is a dark side of the creative process. At home there are lots of paper with the names on them. I don’t understand it, when going to a bar, café, or dance club which is done rarely because of economics speaking to the opposite sex is easy just open my yap and conversations happens especially when shutting up and listening. But emails, with digital photo’s online showing yourself still scares me a little though because there is still stigma’s on a persons looks and sadly with my lazy left eye it is real easy to seen as gross, ugly, not esthetically pleasing to wimin’s eyes. Are wimin that shallow? Sad to say some are equal to their male counter parts saying they would date someone nice, gentle, fun, and intelligence and when they find him/her they make an excuse leaving the person(s) to stew. They have make up, surgical science, face, breast enlargements, uplifting cocktail bra’s, and clothes that hide, shape and otherwise flatter them. Even with men’s fake six pack, face lifts, eyebrow tweezing, invisible clear plastic to straighten teeth, Between these two camouflaged and or enhanced I’m the one with two of the same or slightly differing profile on one of the in-crowd sites. Or the over 50 bunch where thinking it unfair to write without showing an image of myself I’ve temporarily left it until I can show what I really look like warts and all. But the good thing is my email is now ready to receive an expanded amount of writing. Who knows maybe one or more of those fem readers living in the city will contact me (I know "fat chance, good luck, and you haven’t a chance Joe.") This is why I don’t listen to no-negatives, only pos-yes’s. I have yet to check out the new Chinese Museum. It would be nice quiet place to find date, and talk of his/herstory, likes, dislikes, and quiet fun. I’ll end on that note of no drinks, bar hopping, dancing to prove anything just two or more people enjoying antiquity for a few hours without most of the camouflage and fancy loud look at me costumes. My one stipulation, a slight inverted ageism if you are 22 to 25 you’re in college or university and young for me, don’t know what you want or need still searching, and my energy might tire you out. Women in their mid 30’s, early 40’s have been through the male mill takes less crap and either want to have families, or definitely know if they don’t want families last and best there experience is refreshing. Here’s where being young is a hindrance until there older. See some of you intelligent, sensitive, wicked minded, thoroughly actualized women there. Please send donations to For Joe only my snail mail: Email: askjoe@poormagazine.org |