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by Joe B. If people look at a certain online web date site they might see or not a double listing from California. That simpleton is I, first getting on the site then not knowing I did twice finally not knowing how to eliminate its twin with an error it off the site. From the first night of March 6 to now I’ve consistently fouled up my electronic dating game. A problem with creativity is doing to much which is what I’ve done on at least 4 sites why 4? Well, I figured four times the chances of getting dates. Then the creative factor cursed me in that not writing down user/password names then making more up causes difficulty in getting back on especially when the programs dutifully memorized them its not their fault the owner forgets lots of ‘freakin times. The first ad wasn’t thought out but honesty is uppermost in my mind wanting to get rejections over with. Then there’s the photo snafu I’ve got a few but most are to large and not wallet sized. Now more people will look at someone who sends a photo than one who doesn’t; chock another stupid mistake. Recently sent another one this time pointing out where I can be seen. I’ll get a photo after sprucing myself up a bit and it might as well be digital not film. Its been a long, bad, frustrating week but slowly I’m getting the hand of online dating I might try that phone-date-on-T.V. thing. My Web Date I.Q. is so low its half of a zero. I know eventually I’ll get the hang of it but I’d like to do it within this decade before technology changes again. Folks, what’s the best way to place digital photo’s online? The first posted ad has so much stuff and too much medically speaking maybe I should’ve kept that to myself but being truthful was what counted to me at the time. The second ad is much better, crisper, and had more of my true self in it aside medical stuff. I check email to see if someone sent me something I don’t expect images because I haven’t sent my own its only fare that they see image as I’ll see them so I hope for now they write without sending photo’s. Travel may help me, along with massage and kinds Yoga, Tai Chi, to keep bodies, brains, spirits, and souls balanced, quiet, and calm. Meanwhile at the Utah to song write and sing is another talent I didn’t I had until recently. Got to pain phone and Looking at the women online in semi or full nude poses with other folks makes me again think maybe I should just go to a bar with my 1 wine, 2 drink minimum taking my chance with ladies who most likely will turn me down on looks alone. I can take a few rejections as long as one yes caresses my ears. You know the rules guys. Either way just as women kiss many frogs to find their prince I must go through many a snickering women who will wait for me to gather courage to talk to them so they can take their time for public snubbing humiliation be they straight, bi, lesbian or other orientations besides straight. Does it always sting? A bit yes because the old beauty and the beast fable isn’t true. Many a rich beast can have beauty dangling on their arm while frog prince’s in beast clothes must always have other attributes going for them to compensate for outer looks. Just a metaphor? How many women at first go for surface looks and only after a time see the real soul shine through. Gladly most women aren’t shallow and only a few would enjoy public humiliation displays. If I can make a few friends, get a few dates lasting more than once, or simply bed mates otherwise know as booty calls I’m alright with that. I don’t mind having a booty call or being one some of us have to really "work it" not blessed in looks, money, body, talent, or social strata like a certain rent a car company most of us slobs must try harder for what some other lucky guys take for granted. I’m just a guy slowly improving body and mind wanting a few women in his life or if I’m honest a loved one beyond any price. What do ‘ya think girls, young, Grrrr’s women, wimin, wymyn, or a particular woman wanting to write me tell what you think and be honest. Please send donations to For Joe only my snail mail: Email: askjoe@poormagazine.org |