Junk Pt. 2, A continuation of Rules 'n' Other Junk.

Original Author
root
Original Body

Straight talk from
a dumpstick guy.

I don't hate women
knowing life without them
would be worthless so I cope with
disapointment.

by Joe B.

Rules ‘n’ Other Junk Pt. 2

I recently finished reading Ms. Nancy Friday’s 1991’s book "Women On Top."

Now when I walk down the street I’m aware they also watch men’s bodies as I see women’s and the fantasy’s.

Whew, if that was over ten years ago I‘ve no idea what they’re thinking, I never know what’s on their minds.

Aside from that and other books I’m taking time to really read.

I, like most men are always confused about women’s verbal and mental motives but equally they really don’t know us especially when we leave our mother’s wombs for the great unknown of adult exploration and what happens to us.

Some of our experiences before we get to try and know, and be with them.

Men are always somewhat caught off balance when women say that they hate us, love us, are indifferent, say we’re dogs, and in turn angels and devils all at once.

They are the Bitch Goddesses, Earth Mother, Virgin/Sinner, and the old Madonna/Whore complex.

You know that Meredith Brooks song "I'm a little bit of everything all rolled into one, I do not feel ashamed.

I'm nothing in between. You know you wouldn't want it any other way.

Yes, women have always been faster, quicker, emotionally, stronger than men just because it’s true now does not mean it will always be so.

Women have and are changing men too are changing albeit slower but you know how we are; Oh, wait, you don’t it’s a

Transubstansive Error

But women catch on like quicksilver they make learning curves obsolete.

But isn’t it strange how as men learn to be more themselves if not like women but balanced in their own lives.

Having platonic female friends without women having to turn to homosexual men to feel safe without sexual tensions rising.

Yet if a heterosexual guy is a true friend to a woman and asks nothing but continued friendship why does the woman then want to jeopardize by wanting more – it ‘kinda defeats or short circuits the whole equalization the sexes process?

I heard this from a few guys.

Unless their quicksilver brain tells them they’ve found a male who has become more than her friend, emotional sounding board and now knows if he finds another girlfriend with sex included she may not only lose a good steadfast friend but also a future husband and father of her children as well.
[Guys, being a girl's or woman’s best friend is not necessarily the kiss of death we once thought.


We just cultivate more girlfriends.
Even if most are platonic (non sexual)

When women speak to each other and they will
about men, find they count you as a good one.

The R, C. and M. words will be spoken and a few will plan removing you from both your and their good female friends.

Oh,Relationship, Commitment, and Marriage are the words spoken in whispers.]

If your pissed off at my column… please explain.

I’m a dumb-stick after all, I always seem to be in a dark cave where women are concerned. No pun intended.

Guess who edit’s my work, two women.

And, Thanks to Ms. Meredith Brooks’ song "Bitch" …… Bye.

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