Those Darn Hurricanes!

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Dee’s Myths, Truths and Civil Rights and opinions

by Dee

Is anyone bothered by the 24/7 coverage of the hurricane which should’ve been named
Osama Bin Francis, and before that Osama Bin charley, and after that Osama bin Ivan,
And so on, and so on, til FEMA has spent all our money for the evacuations, and the surf
Damage, and the wind damage –that became, after all, a tropical storm for the most part-
Except in the Bahamas where FEMA doesn’t pay for any damage,

Hurricanes have been raging in Florida and the South as long as I can remember, Why NOW do they require so much help from the federal gov? Perhaps because jeb’s brother
Is in the White House and wants to help folks get a lot of money so they will think
Well of him in the November election? Scare them real good, then pay them off,

Those Darn Hurricanes. They act jus like Those Darn Terrorists; I know a lot of surfers
Who would be happy in surf that big like when they surf in surf that big in California?
Storms,

And isn’t there an election coming up, and a new addition to the Patriot act, that might
Be more interesting and newsworthy?

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