A selfie can make
You healthy, wealthy
And wise
If a selfie doesn’t
Do it, there’s always
An app
An app to erase
Your memory, erase
Your conscience clear
An app to wash
Your dog
An app to
Brush your
Teeth (or your dog's teeth)
An app to remove
Unwanted things, namely
Seniors, people of color,
Houseless people
(Leaving behind, of course
Their murals and art)
There’s an app
To wipe your
App
Or an app to get
Someone else to
Wipe your app
An app to make
Your coffee
An app to wipe
The fog from your
Glasses
And app to wipe
Thick gravy from
Your mouth
And app to
Buff your nails
And scrape your
Tongue and floss
Your teeth
And for you artisan
Motherfuckers, an app
To pour your beer
Oh, and lets not
Forget
An app to rub your
Hairy little b*lls
And make French
Toast
Now, isn’t
That just nice?
© 2015 Tony Robles